i live upstairs and my young good looking blonde neighbor is next to me. i had brought out the trash and left it on the stairs because i forgot some things inside. when i heard my neighbor in her unit i knew she would be leaving for work any second. i went down and under the stairs and slid my hand under a piece of paper in her path. as she walked down she smashed my hand full weight under her black pumps. i quickly moved away and greeted her as she rounded the end of the stairs. she smiled and walked away not knowing what she had done.